The Simple Life

As i've promised you to write about "The Simple Life", this pointless, stupid, lame show that has nothing to give the ppl but two spoild, rich brats. Those two brats are happened to be "Paris Hilton" and "Nicole Richie".

In this show that has no written script nor conversation, it jus shows us those "simple" girls, that aren't simple at all. The show has 3 part so far, The Simple Life, The Simple Life 2 "Road Trip" and The Simple Life 3 "The Interns".

In each season the girls go on a trip either on a bus or thier pink truck, then they settle in with a normal american family, eat with them, n sleep in for the first day, then the next day they go their job, which lasts only for 2 days, which is also the same period they're staying with each family.

Those girls, talk dirry, in everyway possible, once they had to stay with this very religuos family, and they won't stop saying the F word, it's so rude, and once they had to work with a baseball team, and they couldn't stop hitting on the players. Plus, they call each other "bitch", meh, is that what you call you best firend?? Yeah, Paris and Nicole have been friends since they were two years old.

Now, i'm gonna talk about one episode, and let you see what i'm talking about here... It first starts like this, they both are in the pink truck, Paris is driving, Nicole is fixing her makeup, a police office pull them in, he they get freaked out and don't know what to do, and niether of them has a driving liecens, NO KIDDING, the officer tells them why they have a blue light on this this state, they can have a ticket for that,, he asks for registration and liecens, Paris tells him that her purse has been stolen and jus gives him the registration, the officer heads back to his patrol and Nicole says you think we can go for jail for that, LOL, and paris says this cop seems like "one of these cops" , ya right, and when he comes back, Paris start playin with her hair and he lets them go and she was like "thak you officer" -in a sexy way-.

The they reach this place, where they can park their truck and trailer park, they ask if they can stay for one night, and the old guy says ok,, they Nicole sees a lil boy sitting and asks him for his age, he replies "13" then Nicole says, "Sexy", the old guy start laughing, they lil boy jus nodes his head. Then the old man shows them where to park and warns them about the ducks and they might attacke them, then Paris is trying to fix dinner, she was like asking Nicole is you can put a pot in a microwave, LOL, - in another eps, she was like if you put coffee and watter, is that how you make coffe- LMAO, then Nicole says "i guess" -no kidding- then the pot burns out, LOL, then they both get kinda kinda naked and turn in -hit the sack- :P and they sleep on the same bed, kissing each other telling one another "good night, i love you bitch".

The next morning, they wake up, go out, asl ppl if they can use their bathrooms to shower, meh, and then go after another family and eat breakfast with them, cuz they dunno how to cook. Then they get to know this family and they ask Paris and Nicole if they can baby sit their daughter for money, and they say "ya sure".

At night, the family brings their daughter and a paper with a list of sutff they kid should't do, like no sweets after 8 pm, not going out nor leaving her alone and so on... When they parants leave... Paris and Nicole put all sotra make up on the lil kid, and then after reading the paper, they give the kid all kinda sweets for her to eat, and ask if she wanna plays anythin, she says "hide and seek" OK they say... they go out and Paris and the kid get to hide while Nicole looks for them.. Paris was a fraid of those killing ducks so she doesn't go far and Nicole gets her, then they both start looking for the kid and don't find her. Then after like an hour the parants get back.. and Paris and Nicole act stupid by telling them "we were jus playin and dunno where she is now" after searching, they find the kid in the trailer park, -THANK GOD- then the mom n dad give them money.. -madri 3ala shino- then they leave.

The next morining they drive to the place where they should be working for 2 days, and they should dive and stuff, LOL, Paris did well, but Nicole almost drowned... they did kinda well and got paid.

That was all :) i hope you like it, and if you want more, you can watch it on fox, or download the seasons from bearshare or any other software :)

One last thing i havta say, both Paris and Nicole, eat so freaking much, and i have no idea how the hell they are in this shape.

DONE :P