iPod vs. Boyfriend
Note: i neva wrote these 15 lines,, some chick did :P i've found those online when i was searching google for some iPod's stuff
01. My iPod only listens to the music I want to listen to.
02. My iPod is cheaper (factoring in a decent, say six month to a year relationship).
03. My iPod always does what I tell it to.
04. I don't have to change myself for my iPod (e.g. pretend I'm not a middle-class yuppie white girl, pretend ghetto rap is a legitimate genre of music).
05. My iPod doesn't mind going on long car rides (or anywhere, for that matter) with me.
06. My iPod requires little to no maintenance.
07. My iPod is always there for me.
08. When I'm sad, my iPod always has a song to cheer me up.
09. My iPod can play games with me and keep track of my appointments.
10. My iPod motivates me at the gym.
11. My iPod doesn't have an opinion on anything I think or do.
12. My iPod has a user-friendly interface.
13. My iPod doesn't need to spend time with "the boys."
14. My iPod has software upgrades.
15. My iPod can go for eight hours at a time.
PS: jus for the record, me dun hava boyfriend :P
16 comments:
So you have a boyfriend huh...
:p
i love the post!
come on girls , let them know that we can live with out them
hahahahahha
ella 1 man , my father , ba3den amot min elyoo3
Bo ghazi she just said:
"PS: jus for the record, me dun hava boyfriend :P"
LOL!
And Blasha, that's one helluva a list that girl came up with! LOL! Funny and true, very, VERY true!! hehehe...
LOL bo'3azi
awwww Reema thas so sweet of u :) and ya who needs men?? i don't,, not even ma dad,, hell no "alla y5aleelich oboch ya rab" n cuz i kinda dun hava daddy :)
awww Sis i'm glad u liked'em cuz i was like laughin ma head off at em cuz they're soooooooo TRUE!!
LOOL the last one was funny! "15. My iPod can go for eight hours at a time."
14. My iPod has software upgrades.
yaaaa that true you cant upgrades a man
loooooooooool
oky..I'll put my own list.. ;)
" jus for the record, me dun hava boyfriend "
u dont have to say anything..
its clear to us :P :p
LOL Equalizer, i knew someone would wanna say sumthin about this one :P
Freeman maybe ;)
Itachi how so?? how is it clear?? wouldja answer that???
SO TRUE!
Love the list, sweetie
Bes add two more:
16. My ipod loves me and I love it
17. My ipod makes me look very good :P
I love my ipod, amazing post : ) *gets over excited, wondering if I should go get my ipod*
LOOOOOOL, wanasa :P,, and OMG why aint it with u right now???
Mine is with me 24/7 :P
#18 My iPod is my soulmate!
i wish i can say this post is true :p bs i don't have either one :p
Alright Equalizer, keep em goin ;) and anyone else who wants to write what he/she thinks of the iPod, here's the place :P
awww SarooN, enshalla u gonna get an iPod, who needs a bf anyways :P com here *hug*
hehehe its sleeping happily in my room, don't want a wake it up
19. My ipod is my baby : )
"ghetto" rap?
very, umm...isolated? quasi-racist?
if you're not part of the solution, you're a middle class yuppie white girl).
free your mind.
p.s. eight hours? without a break? would you really enjoy that?
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