Count Down

In six hours i'll be kissing Toronto good bye and head back to Kuwait. In the mean time,, i dun want anyone to write a cool post :P cuz i dun wanna miss a thing :P :P

Yalla, tamroon 3aLa shai?

KEEP FIT

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day /10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her.

A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself,

"I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5- day /20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs

himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs, as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day / 50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years" The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"

BloBoZ

Hey everyone,, i've had a lil chat with ma hotty pal BloBoZ, and he says hi to all of you,,, you hear me?? ALL OF YOU :P

Exodus

# Exodus 21:17
"Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death."
Exodus 21:16-18 (in Context) Exodus 21 (Whole Chapter)

Forsaken

Walking, waiting
Alone without a care
Hoping and hating
The things I can't bare
Did you think it's cool to walk right up
To take my life and fuck it up
Well did you

I see hell in your eyes
Taken in by surprise
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside







All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground I will see you screaming

Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down
I wanna see you try to take a swing at me
Come on, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground

Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny? What the fuck you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying when you're bloody down in front of me

Tagged

I got tagged by my sweet butterfly friend, Symbols

10 years ago: Was 10 yrs old, living in canada, so freaking happy and didn't havta worry about anythin at all, i've attended school there, had like alot of friends n stuff, meh. I really didn't wanna remember those times.

5 years ago: Mom n dad were divorced n mom got married again to a total psycho who reuined our lives.

1 year ago: Was a memeber in A.S.M.E (American Society of Mechanical Engineering) and i loved all the cool stuff they sent me :)

Tomorrow: Will be in bed, cuz i'm sick.

5 snacks I enjoy: M&M's the black one :P, brownies, pringles with bread, dried fruit and can't live without lollipops.

5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs: Evanescence, Disturbed, Nirvana, Scars Of Life and Lacuna Coil.

5 things I'd do with $100,000,000: Get a car and give the rest to my mom.

5 locations I'd like to run away to: Morningside grave yard and my room.

5 bad habits I have: Driving to damn fast, love everythin to be perfect, can never put my clothes up, smsing and eating alot when i get upset.

5 things I like doing: Singing, speeding, be online, chatting and talking to my friends.

5 thing I will never wear: This stupid thing mal el bikini elli kil banat el kuwait wearing it o yalbsoon ta7ta jeans :P *sorry gurls*, a short dress o ta7ta jeans :P,

5 TV shows I like: I don't watch TV alot, but i like the "Joey" show, thas all.

5 movies I like: The butterfly effect, the queen of damned, boat trip, the virgin suicides and american pie *all of them*.

5 people I'd like to meet: My dad, Adam Sandlers, Kerr Smith, Purgy and my art teacher.

5 biggest joys at the moment: none.

5 favorite toys: just my 19 yrs old stuffed animal.

I'm tagging: Freeman, Dragon, HP, M, bo'3azi, 3baid, AJ, Blo, NuNu, Nooni, Peach, Reema, Eb9ara7a, Enigma, Equalizer, Q8iblogger, T69, Itachi, Wildmare and The Stallion.

Me

You Are a Chick Rocker!

You're living proof that chicks can rock You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas And when you rock, you rock hard (Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!)

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

You Are 30% Weird

Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself.

How Weird Are You?

Your Birthdate: December 27

Your birth on the 27th day of the month (9 energy) adds a tone of selflessness and humanitarianism to your life path. Certainly, you are one who can work very well with people, but at the same time you need a good bit of time to be by yourself to rest and meditate. There is a very humanistic and philanthropic approach in most of things that you do. This birthday helps you be broadminded, tolerant, generous and very cooperative. You are the type of person who uses persuasion rather than force to achieve your ends. You tend to be very sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you able to give much in the way of friendship without expecting a lot in return.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your IQ Is 100

Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

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Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

What You Call Him: Old Man Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy

Who's Your Daddy?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 83% Pure

You've hardly ever been kissed But the kisses you've given are very missed

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In a Past Life...

You Were: A Greasy Philosopher. Where You Lived: North Canada. How You Died: Suicide.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your Hidden Talent

You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations. You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts. Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition. The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Hawaiian Name is:

Kalia Malu

What's your Hawaiian Name?

How You Life Your Life

You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it.

How Do You Live Your Life?

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Your Outrageous Name Is

Anna Rexia

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I've Had it

YES I'M SHOUTTING, PEEPS WITH WORD VERIFICATION THINGIE YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT NOT ALL PEEPS ARE LIKE YOU AND ABLE TO SEE ALL KINDA COLORS!!

YES I WOULD STILL READ YOUR BLOGS, BUT SORRY I WON'T COMMENT AT ALL, AND WON'T EVEN THINK OF IT, EVEN IF YOUR POSTS WERE SO DAMN GOOD.

I Saw it, I Loved it

I'm over it
You see I'm falling in the vast abyss
Clouded by memories of the past
At last, I see

I hear it fading
I can't speak it
Or else you will dig my grave
We fear them finding
Always winding
Take my hand now
Be alive

You see I cannot be forsaken
Because I'm not the only one
We walk amongst you
Feeding, raping
Must we hide from everyone

It's Real

She saw him parkin his (SL) and followed him inside the mall,, she kept walking in front of him,, tell he noticed her, she asked him for his phone number, he was shocked at first, then he was like, what the heck, she came to me...

He gave her the number,, after 3 hrs she called him and told him that she wanna have dinner with him, her treat and he said yes after she told where and when. He arrived at this 3 stars restaurant, spot her right a way,, for him,, she was a catch!!

They talked alittle, and he asked if it's time to order, she ordered more than 3/4 the menu, he was shocked that she's gonna eat them all by herself!! and she did!!!

They kept on talking untill she noticed that it's time to leave, she tries to call someone on her phone but her gloomy face says that there's something wrong. He asked what's wrong, she said, o my god this is so embarrassing, i don't have credits at all and i can't call my sister who's supposed to pick me up, he reached for his mobile (S700) and handed over to her, she dialed the number but still with that gloomy face, she said, i'm gonna try outside, there is no signal is this damn restaurant -you've chose it!!-.

She went out, he waited for 5- 10 and 15 mins, and she never came back in, he went outside cuz he thought something bad has happened to her, and didn't see her there at all!! instead, he noticed that the old (Sunny) that was in front of his car when he parked it, has gone!!

He paid 37 KD and left that bloody restaurant. Then he went back to his friends place, gave him his (SL) back and took his (Chevrolet-Blazer). His friend smiled and said (Ha, basher, enshalla thbe6at ma3ak hal marra??) the guy only noded his nead, thanked his friend and took off.

After two weeks, he managed to think of a smart idea,, got a print on his line, took her number and called her, "Hi it's me,, i know you don't wanna talk to me, and please please lemme finish before you hang up on me, please" after the girl's aproval, "look i really like you and care for you, and i don't care about the damn cell, i want you, from the moment i saw you, i knew that you are something special, - indeedo- and i really wanna start over". And i still dont get how she fell for that one!!!!!!!!!!

After she parked her car to this 5 stars holet, she sat right in front of him, placed her purse on the floor and near her foot, and her old mobile on the table in front of her. He kept talking to her and telling her how beautiful she is, and he wanna be her boy friend and so on, she was so happy, now he was a catch for her.

He called the waitter and they both ordered food, now it's a 125 KD food :P, he tried to get her purse with his foot, tries, tries, almost there,, GOT IT!! While she was busy eating like she neva ate her whole life, he managed to take her wallet, 2 cell phones -one of them is his!!- and her car keys.

Now they both are done, purse back to it's place of course, he said he'll be washing his hands and returning, and he knew this place more than she does, he now took off on her :) YAY!!

She kept on calling him, and he answers and laughing, she was begging him, he still laughing and told her to f*** off. He's now home, happy to have his mobile back, with alot of her pix in it, plus some extra porno clips as well, the other cell (6630) was full of them too. He opens her wallet and no much money was there, and shocked by seeing her ID, with her pic on it and a different name!! better yet,, a different age, she told him she was 19 and the ID says she's 25!!!!!!!!

He calls her at night, she picked it up, he told her i'll give you your stuff back, but i want 80 KD for the mobile, 40 KD for your car keys and name alot of prices for the different stuff that he found in her walletm inclouding the pictures that worth 100 KD each!!

She said ok, but lemme see you and talk to you plz, he said no, get the money and i'll come to your place, she said i want the bank card to get the money you want, he said go to hell, i ain't giving you no sh!t.

After a week, he calls her, returning all her stuff except for the cell phone that he got a cool 90 KD for selling it :)

He could've done so many stuff to her,, i mean a girl like that, should die a9lan,, OMG what kinda ppl is she!! i even told him you should've taken her stuff to her family and made her pay for what she does to ppl, he might be not the first one and for sure won't be the last, doncha all agree with me?? cuz he was like,, poor chick!!!

The Simple Life

As i've promised you to write about "The Simple Life", this pointless, stupid, lame show that has nothing to give the ppl but two spoild, rich brats. Those two brats are happened to be "Paris Hilton" and "Nicole Richie".

In this show that has no written script nor conversation, it jus shows us those "simple" girls, that aren't simple at all. The show has 3 part so far, The Simple Life, The Simple Life 2 "Road Trip" and The Simple Life 3 "The Interns".

In each season the girls go on a trip either on a bus or thier pink truck, then they settle in with a normal american family, eat with them, n sleep in for the first day, then the next day they go their job, which lasts only for 2 days, which is also the same period they're staying with each family.

Those girls, talk dirry, in everyway possible, once they had to stay with this very religuos family, and they won't stop saying the F word, it's so rude, and once they had to work with a baseball team, and they couldn't stop hitting on the players. Plus, they call each other "bitch", meh, is that what you call you best firend?? Yeah, Paris and Nicole have been friends since they were two years old.

Now, i'm gonna talk about one episode, and let you see what i'm talking about here... It first starts like this, they both are in the pink truck, Paris is driving, Nicole is fixing her makeup, a police office pull them in, he they get freaked out and don't know what to do, and niether of them has a driving liecens, NO KIDDING, the officer tells them why they have a blue light on this this state, they can have a ticket for that,, he asks for registration and liecens, Paris tells him that her purse has been stolen and jus gives him the registration, the officer heads back to his patrol and Nicole says you think we can go for jail for that, LOL, and paris says this cop seems like "one of these cops" , ya right, and when he comes back, Paris start playin with her hair and he lets them go and she was like "thak you officer" -in a sexy way-.

The they reach this place, where they can park their truck and trailer park, they ask if they can stay for one night, and the old guy says ok,, they Nicole sees a lil boy sitting and asks him for his age, he replies "13" then Nicole says, "Sexy", the old guy start laughing, they lil boy jus nodes his head. Then the old man shows them where to park and warns them about the ducks and they might attacke them, then Paris is trying to fix dinner, she was like asking Nicole is you can put a pot in a microwave, LOL, - in another eps, she was like if you put coffee and watter, is that how you make coffe- LMAO, then Nicole says "i guess" -no kidding- then the pot burns out, LOL, then they both get kinda kinda naked and turn in -hit the sack- :P and they sleep on the same bed, kissing each other telling one another "good night, i love you bitch".

The next morning, they wake up, go out, asl ppl if they can use their bathrooms to shower, meh, and then go after another family and eat breakfast with them, cuz they dunno how to cook. Then they get to know this family and they ask Paris and Nicole if they can baby sit their daughter for money, and they say "ya sure".

At night, the family brings their daughter and a paper with a list of sutff they kid should't do, like no sweets after 8 pm, not going out nor leaving her alone and so on... When they parants leave... Paris and Nicole put all sotra make up on the lil kid, and then after reading the paper, they give the kid all kinda sweets for her to eat, and ask if she wanna plays anythin, she says "hide and seek" OK they say... they go out and Paris and the kid get to hide while Nicole looks for them.. Paris was a fraid of those killing ducks so she doesn't go far and Nicole gets her, then they both start looking for the kid and don't find her. Then after like an hour the parants get back.. and Paris and Nicole act stupid by telling them "we were jus playin and dunno where she is now" after searching, they find the kid in the trailer park, -THANK GOD- then the mom n dad give them money.. -madri 3ala shino- then they leave.

The next morining they drive to the place where they should be working for 2 days, and they should dive and stuff, LOL, Paris did well, but Nicole almost drowned... they did kinda well and got paid.

That was all :) i hope you like it, and if you want more, you can watch it on fox, or download the seasons from bearshare or any other software :)

One last thing i havta say, both Paris and Nicole, eat so freaking much, and i have no idea how the hell they are in this shape.

DONE :P

I'm a Capricorn

I was surfing the net and i saw this and went crazy over it, YAY!!!

You can know about your own sign here.
Ain't it cool??

I am Choc-Chip Cookie Dough Icecream!

Your Icecream Flavour is... Choc-Chip Cookie Dough!

You are fancy shmancy! You have all the bells and whistles and you attract the most gluttonous of ice-cream shop patrons. You are fattening and intensely rich. That being said, you are very tasty and have a huge fanbase! good for you!

What is your Icecream Flavour?

Find out at Go Quiz

Magical Name Acronym Generator!

B	Bashful
L	Luscious
A	Astonishing
S	Stunning
H	Handsome
A	Ambivalent

Name / Username:

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I'm Going OUT!!!

Yay me,, i'm going out NOW :P
I really dunno where, but i was here reading blogs and my cousin told me wanna go out, i was like SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!!! :P YAAAAAAAY

And guess what, tomorrow, i'll be done with those papers thing, YAY ME.
I really feel like dancing, WOOOO HOOOOOOO

LOL, ok, wish me luck ;)

Which Of The Greeks Gods I Am??

After reading The Stallion's blog, i took the test and this is what i got

Mors


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

So, whatcha all think?

To Swair

Happy Belated BIRTHDAY!!!

My Hug's Counter

When i first installed my hug counter, i really didn't think that i'm gonna get so many hugs, i just had it here, it looked nice, and i've replaced it under my mood picture, so that if i was in a bad mood and someone noticed that, she/he would hug me.

Well, that was what i thought at first, but now, WOW, mashalla mashalla, i have 457 hugs, and i really feel like crying walla, jus thinkin of those 457 hugs of mine. YAY!!

I would like to that all those that hugged me , you all know youselves, i really appreciate it, and wanna thank you soooo much. You guys have made me feel so special, THANX!!

Got There

After almost 16 hrs, i've finally settled in my uncle's basement. There was the storage room, my cousin's room, two bathrooms and the room i've settled in. I thought that i won't be leaving this room, but my cousin was so sweet to me, yay, i've never been treated in such good way in years.

He took me out for lunch :) i ate, i ate alot and when we got back home i've slept for 10 hrs, ya finally :) i woke up feeling so much better, most of my headache has been gone too. I've never felt that way in long long time. Maybe because i used to think and worry alot when i was back in kuwait.

Today i was supposed to go and finish those papers, but it's Saturday :/ meh, it's a day off, i tottaly forgot about that, anyways, i've asked my cousin if i can get online and he said ya sure and yaaaaaaay, i am here again, blogging and reading those blogs i love, yaaaaay, yaaaaaay, yaaaaaaaay ME. I thought i'd never be able to get online, but here i am :)

It's like 11 am here, most of my cousins are asleep, my uncle and his wife are out, my uncle didn't speak with me at all, i dunno why and i'm scared of trying to talk to him, i dunno what to do about that, any suggestions?

I spent last night watching "The simple life" that thing i had on my laptop for months and didn't have the time to watch it, and OMG i'll be blogging about it later, you just havta know about it, and stupid and lame it is, then i've watched a movie that also has been on my laptop, "The virgin suicides" and seriously, i dunno why ppl waste their money on making such stupid, pointless movies!!?? I mean, ok the point was not to lock your kids in, but geez, not in that way, it's jus, umm, sad and the whole idea of 5 girls killing themselves is scary.

LOL, now i'm writing about alot of stuff, i even forgot what was i saying at the begining, hmm, wait a sec, lemme check...

Ok, got it :P

Now, i would like to thank someone, who so special to me, and i think, no, i'm sure that he was the only one worried about this trip of mine, my dear "Purgy" thank you, so much :*

I'll be writing some more, but now i gotta go, plz take care :)

Bye Bye Bye

So, it's time for me to say bye, take care, have fun and be good ;P HEEEEEY, i'm coming back soon, don't worry,, ooo shooosh stop crying ;P LOL i'm still up, gosh, what's wrong with me, almost 73 hrs of non-sleep, at all, kilish milish, abadan abadan, nadda nadda, nahhay.

*SIGH*
I have an idea, sine i won't be posting anything, i want you all to tell me what you think of me, my post, my comments on you blogs, and me in general :) and less see what kinda person you think i am, YAY, i'll keep you thinking of this even when i ain't here, tehehehehe ;>

So, yalla shna6reen? Someone y'3ashishkom??? Mako.. yalla yalla start commenting, eee min al7een, LOL :P

Time To Leave

I'm used to stay up for 2-3 days, as most of you know about my insomnia, and how much it's driving me crazy, cuz mos't of the times i imagine stuff, like lastnight, i've seen a shadow on my bed room, a whole man's shadow, i almost swear that someone was here with me, ok stop scaring urself, *sighs*

But this week been rough, i mean it, first with my leaving thingie and just ended with my brother's motorcycle accident, i didn't even know that he can ride one, meh... And ya of course according to mom, it IS MY FAULT, i should baby sit a 17 yr old guy, and don't let him leave ma sight, at all,,, meh meh meh,,, i dun even know what to say, how to think or even what to do,, i kinda kinda think that i'm losin it,, ya i am

I wanna sleep, i wanna eat, i wanna go out, i wanna have fun with my firneds, i wanna tell someone i love you, i wanna get hugged, o gosh, ya, I WANNA GET HUGGED SO BAD, i wanna feel that i'm 20 not 40, I AM 20 YRS OLD, i dun wanna be responsible for everythin, anythin, i jus wanna play with my kitty cat, i wanna watch TV, i've neva watched TV in the last 4 yrs, and i ain't kidding about that, and i wanna get huggedm dammit, did i say that again.... Well, I MEAN IT *sighs* :(

I'm leaving them tomorrow, time to travel, i ain't leaving for fun, i'm leaving for them, to get some papers done, meh, even when i'm gone, it's cuz of them, yalla, alla kareem.. Maybe i'd get some time for myself, maybe i'd sleep again, maybe i'd watch TV while eating popcorn or chips, WHAT AM I SAYING i dun wanna leave :'( I HATE AIRPLANES, you know what does that mean.. being trapped in one place for a half a day!!!!! I guess not all of you do!!! i havta go overseas just to get some PAPAERS DONE?? does that make anysense to you??? Why can't anyone ova there do it?? Why can't the stupid embassy do it??? Why can't mom go??? Why me??? Why??? WHY??

I don't wanna go :(
I wanna stay in bed, i left my job to stay in bed, not to travel to the other side of the earth, i jus wanna hug ma teddy bear and sleep, it's 4:12 am.. been up for like 51 hrs now @@ What the hell am i sayin?? HEY YOU TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND JUS GO TO SLEEP.... SLEEP FOR GOD'S SAKE, SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Finally

Most of you know that i've been tryin to fix my blog layouts so that it would work on IE too, but my plan didn't work, and i had to remove everything and start over, meh *of course purg had nuthin to do with it*

So, here it is, the new thingie of mine, i hope ya like it, i do... And it really took me less time to make :) nyahahaha haa, i've finally leant HTML crap and i even made one for Fee Man and soon, nooni will get her own one too. and if anyone wants one, i'm here :) and it's for FREE, yes, FOR FREE.. i've hated myself cuz i didn't know HTML and had to ask alot of ppl, ppl that let me down and made me feel really bad >:( not BloBoz of course, the hottie friend of mine :P o BTW, believe it or not, me and him are on the same flight together :P lol, we'll be stuck in the same place for like 6 hrs or sumthin, teheheh * again purg had nuthin to do with it*

O yeah, Purgy,, he's 33 today, purgy, here's some lil thing from me, but dun forget about the big thing ;) i'm getting u a wife as i said, cuz i wanna see ur lil chubby creatures before i pass away :P

Happy Birthday hun
you have to pick one of these, so that i can have it done before 8 pm :)

It Won't Get Any Better

Today, she threw a whole GLASS at my face.
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6 stitches, but thank god, on my arm and not on my face

This is Hott :P

Ok ladies and gents, here it is............
YAY, the new blog of mine :P

It's hott, isn't it?? ya it is, and noone can say otherwise :P
Maaaaaaaaan it really took lottsa work, and most of it was done by the hottie BloBoz, gosh how much i luv him :*

Sooooooo, tell me whatcha all think...

AWESOME

Meh, Didn't Work :P

As most of you saw that, the new thingie, didn't work out, i've tried so harsh,, for like 6 straight hrs for 3 days, still can't figure out this stupid HTML..

I even had BloBoz to give it a try, but still no good can come from what BLaSha really wants, so, i've decieded to call it off, go to bed and sleep all i wanna, cuz i didn't cuz of those stupid finals...

O BTW, i got A-, B+ and a D+
dun anyone dare to talk about that D o yeah D+, cuz i hated the teacher and he hated me back, i didn't attend most of his classes, i sucked in the midterms but i did so well in the final to at least pass that stupid thinkingless freaky useless subject.

sooo, sweet dreams and good night :*