Is Back

It's so good to be home.

BLaSha Has Left

Hmmm, i've been staring at the screen trying to type anythin at all. *Sigh* and i can't think of anythin at all. All you have to know is that for some reason i might not be able to blog for some time. And also know that i might lose my baby sis because of my mom.

Thas all.
Bbye.

استغفر الله العظيم

An American toilet manufacturer is currently designing a new model that will "flush the bulkiest of Korans," sources said yesterday.

A spokesman for Krap King, Inc. said the company would have the new "Islamoflusher" model in stores for the spring, when Americans do their most flushing – sacred religious texts included. The new toilet would "help prevent and possibly eliminate" situations like the recent Newsweek story, which reported that American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay flushed a Koran down the toilet to "intimidate" suspected terrorists.

"The toilet backed up when the Koran clogged it," said an anonymous Krap King employee. "A detainee witnessed the whole thing, and...BAM! Next thing you know, there's 17 dead and hundreds injured during anti-American rioting. Our toilet will prevent such incidents. If an interrogator puts a Koran in, that sucker ain't coming back up."

Newsweek has since retracted the story, but Krap King is proceeding nonetheless. "Preventative measures," said an anonymous employee. "Plus, this is the toilet industry's big chance to shed its aura of obscurity and really make a splash."

The ACLU released a statement denouncing the toilet. "This toilet shall accommodate Talmuds and Bibles," the statement read. "And we're checking into sacred Hindu and Buddhist texts, too. We will not have the toilet industry marketing their product for the sole purpose of humiliating Muslims."

"We've gone after Big Tobacco and Big Oil before," the statement continued. "There's no reason why we won't confront Big Toilets on this issue."

"If Krap King can make an extra buck by being able to flush all the major religious books," said another employee, "get ready for our Atheist 4000 model."

UPDATE: you think this is it? Click here

Triple Tag

So i've been tagged by 3baid, The Stallion and K .

Tag #1:
What's weird about me:

1. I havta stay in bed for at least 2 hrs before i'm able to get up.
2. I can never clean my room.
3. I can't choose anything at all for myself.
4. When i like sumthin other ppl have and get it for myself, i dun like it nemore!!
5. I neva knew how to study!! Really, all i do is reading!! And that's it.
6. There are alot of stuff I can't mention tho :P



Tag #2:
Sex Target: MALE.

1. Very understanding person.
2. Loving and caring.
3. Wide shoulders and bald.
4. Tall, not less than 175 cm
5. Love to hang out with.
6. Honest.
7. Knows how to cook.
8. Love me so much, the kinda love i deserve.



Tag #3:

Four Jobs I've had:
(I only had 2 jobs)

1. Translator.
2. Operator.

Four movies i can watch over and over:

1. The Wedding Singer.
2. The Butterfly Effect.
3. Queen of the Damned
4. Titanic.

Four places I have lived:
(again, I only lived in 3 places)

1.Canada
2. Jordan
3.Kuwait

Four TV Shows I love:

1. Seinfeld.
2. Friends.
3. The Joey Show.
4. Charmed.

Four Places I've Vacationed:
(I've gone to more than 4 places but here's the most ones i liked)

1. London, Ontario.
2. Vancouver, Canada.
3. London, UK.
4. Paris, France.

Four of my favorite dishes:

1.Pizza.
2. Lentil vegetable soup.
3. Smoked turkey quesadillas.
4. Shrimp potato salad.


Four sites I visit daily:

1. CYS.
2. Hotmail.
3. Cosmopolitan.
4. Safat.


Four places I would rather be right now:

* I really dun wanna be anywhere but my room.

Blogger Status

"Okay, big lead time on this one. Lots of time to prepare yourself.

Blogger and Blog*Spot will be offline for approximately one hour from 7–8PM this coming Monday, February 6th. The little outage indicator will kick in Sunday night to remind you.

This time, we’re completing the long–prepared for cutover from an older, flakier piece of network equiptment to a shiny bright new one. (This is how they explain things to software guys like me.) That means fewer planned and “unplanned” outages in the future. Seriously. I wouldn’t be too surprised if the ops guys get all Office Space on the thing they’re taking out, given the trouble it’s caused.

Now get thee back to blogging."

3baid and I were talkin' about that and how he wanted to move to wordpress :/ Whatcha all think? Doesn't Blogger deserve another chance? I mean come on, it's so nice and sweet and i'm on it :P

New Theme

New theme is up and as you can see it's not workin prolly... So i need more time to work on it, and tell me what you think :D

UPDATE #1: I just changed ma old theme's colors and it turned out so great, i'm so inlove with it.

UPDATE #2: I dunno what i want :/ ... still workin on it, thanx to alot of ppl, will tell all about it when i decide what i want :/