tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13609417.post-17752707260440253722007-05-26T23:00:00.000+03:002007-05-26T23:03:21.692+03:002007-05-26T23:03:21.692+03:00I didn't write these, I jus wanted to share what I found online....<br /><br />1) If you have ever said, in complete seriousness, "If he doesn't return my calls for another couple of <br />months, I'm dumping his ass!" ...you might be a stalker.<br /><br />2) If you've ever stood in someone's back yard, under cover of night, without them knowing, just so <br />you could stare at them through the back door ... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />3) If you've ever driven 1200 miles to leave a badly wilted rose, wrapped in a badly tied black ribbon <br />in someone's mailbox in the middle of the night, then turned around and driven 1200 miles <br />home... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />4) If upon returning home, you promptly e-mailed them your travel pictures, thinking they would <br />find a picture of your half eaten fast food lunch blocks from their house fascinating even though <br />they weren't speaking to you at that time... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />5) If you've sent more than 200 e-mails, over a one month period, to someone who refuses to reply... <br />you might be a stalker.<br /><br />6) If any percentage of those e-mails say "Fine! I'm not writing to you anymore" but are then <br />followed up with 10 conversational e-mails... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />7) If, upon learning that his girlfriend has moved in with him, your reaction is to order a custom <br />printed welcome mat, with your name and his, and have it mailed to his house... you might be a <br />stalker.<br /><br />8) If you have created an e-mail address combining your first name with the last name of someone <br />who doesn't e-mail, call, or LIKE you... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />9) If you're not speaking to your family because they've told you they think you're a stalker ...you <br />might be a stalker.<br /><br />10) If upon being informed that you're going to be arrested for trespassing if you show up on your <br />love interest's property, your family says "Well, some jail time might do her good." ... you might be a <br />stalker.<br /><br />11) If he says he doesn't want to see you, and you interpret this to mean he does want to see you... <br />naked... in his e-mail... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />12) If you posted comments anonymously to his girlfriend's blog, posing as a concerned reader and <br />friend, but encouraging her to dump him... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />13) If you've spent so much time on his webpage, on his blog, writing him e-mails, and searching for <br />his name on the internet that you've been fired from your job... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />14) If you have ever sent a sex help book (with tabs to highlight your favorite parts) or pictures of <br />yourself in lingere' to someone who has repeatedly clearly stated that they will not be having sex <br />with you... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />15) If you have ever mailed home decorating items, or purchased something like... say a piano, for a <br />house that you are not welcome to ever set foot in... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />16) If you have subscribed to magazines and had them sent to the house of someone who hasn't <br />spoken to you in over a year, using their last name... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />17) If you've encouraged your equally mentally unstable friends to troll the blog of, and sent hateful <br />e-mails to, the fiancee' of your love interest... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />18) If you've called someone every four hours, whether he answers or not, for a week... you might be <br />a stalker.<br /><br />19) If, when he does answer the phone it's only to tell you to quit calling, and to please leave him <br />alone... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />20) If you've shown up at the airport with your mother and a wedding dress, expecting to be picked <br />up by and married to someone who hasn't answered your calls, letters or e-mails in over a year... <br />you might be a stalker.<br /><br />21) If your friends TELL you you're a stalker, and secretly send e-mails to the object of your <br />affection explaining to him how sick you are and encouraging him to break off all contact with you <br />"for your own good"... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />22) If you've anonymously sent (bad) poetry, a poem every week, to someone you know isn't <br />interested in you, and don't realize that there's a zip code on the postmark, making the appearance <br />of anonymous poetry not quite the mystery you'd hoped for... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />23) If you're reading this list thinking "This isn't funny!!"... you might be a stalker.<br /><br />24) If you're reading this list thinking "Oh Wow!!! These are some great romantic ideas!!!" ... you <br />might be a stalker.<br /><br />25) If you're reading this thinking "Oh my God, she's talking about ME!!!", you ARE a stalker, and <br />stay the hell out of my back yard!!!!<br /><br />--><a href="http://www.wendywylde.com/Stalker.html">Source</a><--<br /><br />... To be continued.BLaShahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01008373821464813965me@blasha.com6